Amazon's $13.7 billion Whole Foods acquisition went through on Maximum Perversum 73 - Schwanzgeile FickluderMonday, and changes to the grocery chain have been swift.

Avocados? A dollar cheaper! Bananas? $0.69 a pound, my friends!

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Eighty-five percent lean ground beef? Molded into the shape of a big Amazon logo! USA TodayMoney Reporter Zlati Meyer tweeted a photo of this dystopian burger crime, apparently spotted in a Los Angeles-area Whole Foods.

SEE ALSO: Amazon is already slashing Whole Foods prices by up to 43%

Elsewhere in the brand new Amazon-era Whole Foods, "Farm Fresh" Amazon Echos -- rather than actual food -- are lauded as the "Pick of the Season".

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