Tom Brady's enthusiasm for organic candy simply cannot be Watch Good Boys Use Condoms (1998)deflated.

The eager sportsman posted a video to Facebook Thursday of himself eating candy in slow-motion, set to what some people, but not all people, might consider sensual music.

"Every Halloween, I go to my 'special place' when I break into the kids' UnReal Candy," wrote Brady.

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He does a nice job of conveying this in the video.

In case you were wondering, UnReal candy is an organic, non-GMO candy that allegedly has less sugar than normal candy. As far as we know, it doesn't contain strawberries or cheeseburgers, so it is safe for Tom Brady to consume.

Happy Halloween!

[H/T: The Cut]

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